Dirty Pretzel

When you tie up a hooker with a yeast infection, squirt a whole bottle of yellow mustard in her vagina and then bang her with your sweaty, salty, post workout dick.

Person one: How was your trip to New York?
Person two: I had a dirty pretzel, New York style

by Megawreckindaddyhitler June 16, 2019

Pretzel

Pretzel-n.- A woman or man that is small in stature and overall body mass, with the naturally reoccurring gymnastic like flexibility to pick right up off the ground and condense into a maliable dough, during intercourse and hammer down. Usually lifted at as extreme as 180° bends by the 'pretzels' knee joints. Followed by wrapping their arms around their own legs. This allows for maximum hammer time.

Ex. Person 1: Hi, so nice to meet you. I absolutely love pretzels

Person 2: (in absolute speechless confusion) great?

Person 1: Pretzel fuck. A pretzel. You're a Pretzel.

Person 2: Jesus Christ.

Person 1: hey you're a pretzel
Person 2: I'm sorry I'm a what?

Person 1: I'd Pretzel fuck the shit out of you.
Person 2: my God you need Jesus.

by Travey James January 6, 2020

sticky pretzel

An Israeli slang concerning the act of shoving a hot pretzel up an Americans left nostril.

"Hey Yisra'el, do you want to sticky pretzel that Jerry over there?"
"sure thing lets go"

by extracrispytea November 11, 2019

soggy pretzel

When she sucks on your dick for so long that it just goes limp and then it's all wet and just kinda hanging around

"Ah shit, my dick went soggy pretzel on me.... My bad..."

by peteypablocaso February 28, 2017

peanut butter pretzel

The male partner must go for a workout and get his penis extremely sweaty and salty. The other partner will then put peanut butter in their bellybutton . The male partner will then dip his penis in the peanut butter and the other must lick it off. It will taste like a peanut butter pretzel

I had the most amazing peanut butter pretzel with your mom last night

by angry dragon master June 26, 2014

Pretzel Rodding

The act of sucking someone's fingers in a sexual way. Finger sucking

Tom liked pretzel rodding his partners fingers.

by Tye95 March 24, 2017

Pretzel

The act of placing both legs of a woman over your shoulders while doing the no pants dance to form a pretzel like form and bringing her to orgasm.

Guy 1: So I heard you and Megan hooked up last night??
Guy 2: Yeah I took her to town and put dat bitch in a pretzel before giving her a creampie.
Guy 1: AHHH SICK BRO

by Grrruff98 August 6, 2018