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pretzel twisted

When a person consumes a large mixture of alcohol and marijuana, they become so throwed and twisted that they resemble a pretzel.
"Yo brooo this Henny and blunt got me pretzel twisted"

"I'm down to see Jumanji tonight...but only if we get pretzel twisted first"
by Norman_Chad December 26, 2017
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free pretzel

Hey, you guys tried the free pretzels at Outback?
by PotatoFamine June 12, 2018
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Pretzel

Is the act of rough contortion style sex when you fold the woman’s legs up , wrap them, cross them etc....
Pretzel is folding , bending , or holding a woman in awkward positions while having rough sex.
by BriBri2287 November 19, 2017
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soft pretzel bitch

by moneyK101 December 11, 2017
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Pretzel Statue

The Pretzel Statue is a position used during sexual intercourse between two males, usually one will have his ass pointed to the ceiling with the highest hopes of getting climaxed in the anal sphinter. The other male will be faced horizontal with his genitals in the other males anal hole and will be aggressively pounding the hole.
Me and my buddy did the Pretzel Statue last week.
by jelqingjerry17 May 25, 2024
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Pretzel

Noun ( pret-zuhl )

A bread made of dough and shaped like a knot.
A pretzel was on a napkin.
by JulianDB December 15, 2016
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soggy pretzel

When she sucks on your dick for so long that it just goes limp and then it's all wet and just kinda hanging around
"Ah shit, my dick went soggy pretzel on me.... My bad..."
by peteypablocaso February 28, 2017
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