Preston

Sexy as fuck you should eat his ass like blue cheese

meaning in small portions at a time like preston

by SirNiggerChin October 5, 2019

Preston newt

An endangered species of newt only found, in the wonderful city we call Preston. Only a few of lucky people will come across these in their gardens.

Look mum! I just found a preston newt in the garden.

by Lunoir June 30, 2019

A Preston

Common term used by cyclists to describe a bone idle cheat, who drives to the start of a strava segment to gain an unfair advantage. Heavily frowned upon.

Did you see Mark?? He did a Preston to get a quicker time on Mont Ventoux. Poor show!!

by velominati cyclist May 27, 2018

Preston

Preston’s the type of guy who takes things way too far. It’s pretty hard for a Preston to pull women. He’s tall, with blonde hair and blue eyes. He’s the life of the party and is a wild child.

Girl: Did you see when Preston did at the party last night? Boy: Yeah he snorted a root beer float and now snorts every time he laughs.

by Nurse Grayson July 14, 2022

Preston

a stupid meth head who thinks he is smarter than everyone else but is actually stupid as fuck, this faggot even hits on someone who is out of his fucking league like just fucking image a disease riddled man trying he woo a super model. Fucking hell.

Person 1 "Is that a meth head?"
Person 2 "No, that's Preston
Person 1 "Same thing!"

by Frixion fred March 6, 2019

Milly preston

uggh ,next

Swipe left, no one wants a Milly preston

by Shabemma June 5, 2018

Henry Preston

An individual who usually lives in his dads spare room, which 90% of the time has a single bed. The bed sometimes smells like hamsters.

Yo man, I had the roughest sleep last night. I was Henry Preston’d for sure!

by LondonBoi297 March 21, 2023