preston

the ugliest name in existance

hey preston, wanna press a ton

by EraserJam December 25, 2022

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Preston

Preston is really arrogant and is mean and is fake and is very dirty minded

Don’t be friends with Preston

by CookieXlover March 13, 2022

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Preston

A guy who will stick a marker up right in is pants and try to get you to look.

Guy: Preston stuck a marker in his pants?
Girl: He is cute, tho.

by e24273012h March 31, 2022

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Preston

a guy with A BBC (big black cock)

i saw Preston today

by sunnylol December 8, 2023

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A Preston is the type of person who can’t seem to get their ding-a-ling bricked up, even with the hottest of girls. This guy usually comes in last place at most anything he does and loves to drink their own pee. Preston’s are their own breed of weird people.

Wow, I can’t believe that guy was so weird, the way he drank that pee was so Preston.

by Cracked out pickle September 26, 2023

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Preston Parmesan

Preston Parmesan is Tim Cheese's nephew and Justin Cheddar's son. Unlike most mice, Preston Parmesan grew up in the sewers of Paris. Rumor has it that Preston Parmesan showed Ratatouille the ropes before he became a well-renowned chef. Once Ratatouille became successful, he hired Anton Ego to curb stomp Preston Parmesan.

Preston Parmesan strutted into the deli, insisting that only the finest aged cheese would meet his impeccable standards.

by Brie Baggins March 25, 2025

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