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Playing Possum

When your traveling with a group of guys, all sharing a room. Only a couple of the guys are able to bring home some drunken hotties. When they get back to the room, the rest of the guys "play possum" and pretend to be asleep. When the girls are naked and getting in to it, the possum's come to life!!
"Six of us were down in Miami and Bob and Jim brought home these drunk girls. We were playing possum for about 20 minutes, but the possums woke up and got in on the action"
by Jason Bates February 6, 2009
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possum flogging

Trying to wake up a whiskey dick. So named for the dead, unresponsiveness of a whiskey dick (playing possum) and the vigorous assault one makes on said dick in an attempt to wake it up.
Went home from the bar with some skank and was possum flogging for half an hour trying to get it up!
by Two-Bits January 9, 2009
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Possum Turd

Possum Turd: A small cigar.
Why do you smoke those Possum Turds? Here smoke a man size cigar!
by Haveagoodone August 24, 2008
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Possum snot

used when wanting to describe something exceptionally awesome
Your new kicks are totally possum snot!
by S dawgy dawg July 6, 2009
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Potpussy

The area below the belt on a over weight female that hangs down and obscures the vagina. Also known as a gunt or front butt.
Dear God, that fat girl's potpussy keeps jiggling long after she stops moving.
by The Zane May 10, 2010
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Possumist

A state of mind in which someone pretends to be blasé and jaded about life in order to appear cool and hipsterish but in reality is actual quite upbeat and chipper.
Frank wanted to impress his liberal arts major date by his casual disregard for the half-full Bourgeoisie, so he put on his possumist front and said the glass was half-empty.
by Sechen1 August 30, 2013
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Potski

A person that always comes up with a money making business that never works.
Hey, Potski has a new multi level marketing program, sez he'll make millions.
by Hoy JR March 12, 2015
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