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Port Perry

n. An Ontario town on the periphery where Catholics flock to experience the faith in all its fullness.

v. The act of attempting to crush a priest by isolating him from the faithful he has served well and simultaneously attempting to deprive the faithful of access to traditional expressions of Catholic beauty.
n. What a beautiful mass! It's worth the drive to Port Perry!
v. Don't be too traditional, or else you'll get Port Perried.
by Sine stola September 17, 2018
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Port Angeles

A dark little town where the sun never shines and everyone is obsessed with twilight. It rains constantly in Port Angeles. There are many homeless drunks at the corner of the infamous 1st street where they hoard cash to get a beer at the pub across the street. This little town has no community and very crappy drivers. The forest is beautiful but it doesn't help if you cant see it. You don't need sunglasses to live in this town.
Port Angeles is so gloomy, I must pack my things and leave immediately.
by EYEkisses December 6, 2010
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dirt port

Slang for ass hole. Also known as ballon knot, leather cheerio, etc
She likes the way I tongue her dirt port.
by ShovelheadT September 28, 2008
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Port Brained

Denotes individual with predominate left cerebral cortex housing group. Commonly known as "Left Brained."
Character traits exhibited include: guided by logic, practicality, reality based and drawn to mathematics and science.

Port Brained individuals are opposite of Starboard Brained ("Right Brained") individuals. Starboard Brained individuals exhibit traits such as: guided by feelings, impetuous actions, driven by imagination and intrigued be philosophical sciences.
by Yarn Theory February 23, 2009
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dead port

Like a 'port' on a computer that no longer works, even though there's a cable in it, used to describe a woman who lies there doing nothing during sex. Coined at WPI.
John: Hey, I heard you fucked that hot chick you met yesterday. Damn, she must have been good!
Robert: Eh, she was a dead port, I would have been better off with by myself with some lotion.
by tedium July 1, 2005
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Port Law

Police that walk to beat in any port town.
"I am the port law in this county!"
by Chris E. Davidson July 9, 2006
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Port Life

Port Life: Fake Ass Niggas
NC Reppin The Bridge, Former CoastMobb Representive.
Fuck Them T.T. Wanna BE ass Niggas
Them Port Life Niagga's really tried to act hard so they busted a shot in the Air
by J-ColdHaRT Repping the REC December 8, 2003
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