poop on a popsicle

a popsicle stick shoved right up a persons asshole, and when you take it out there is poop on it

ah poop on a popsicle

by _bubbles_ January 25, 2017

Top of the Pops

Very famous; Something everyone is talking about; Very good

When calling something Top of the Pops, it must be famous and/or very good.

That song is Top of the Pops.
Minecraft is Top of the Pops.

by TarzanChan March 13, 2020

The Scott Popsicle Test

The Scott Popsicle Test is a test in which a man measures his penis concerning the gag reflex via a popsicle. The aforementioned popsicle must be long enough to induce the gag reflex. If the length of the penis surpasses or matches the popsicle, it means that it has passed the popsicle test. Thus, you can gag someone with that shlong!

Sure, it's big enough, but did it pass the Scott Popsicle Test?

by Danny2242 February 13, 2021

Meat popsicle

A person that has been frozen then defrosted, Drawn from various science fiction sources it is based on the assumption that such a person would need to justify a potentialy very distant birth date.

Cop questioning ID “yea you don’t look 346 years old, you got a beauty secret.” Citizen “I’m a Meat popsicle.”

by Dave Zed December 16, 2008

Popsicle

Receiving a blowjob from a girl who has ice cubes in her mouth

before she started I stopped her, went to the freezer, got some ice cubes, and after I explained a little more she was all about giving me a popsicle

by youjustgonnadoyourtaxes?? August 26, 2010

tushy Pops

a tushy pop is when a girl sticks a popsicle up her vagina and/or ass to color and flovor it before sex. This gives the man or woman going down on her a much more appealing and exciting taste. Most commonly used is the blue flavor. The woman will be in pain while she lets them melt and may loose sensation due to cold numbness.

Be cautious not to leave the wooden popsicle stick in the vag/ass. On many accounts men have thrusted there penis in so hard and fast that this wooden stick goes right up there pee hole in essence causing a "Penis Pop" which may require surgery to remove.

"Nothings better than tushy pop after dinner".

"I love when my wife suprise me with a grape tushy pop in her ass".

"I once fit 10 Popsicles in this chicks pussy to make a super tushy pop".

"Watch out for those chocolate tushy pops there no fun".

by casious October 13, 2007

Canadian Popsicle

A Canadian Popsicle. The act of wrapping your penis in bacon and then letting a moose feast upon it. A fun twist can also involve covering the bacon in syrup.

Alex- Hey Mike what are you doing ?

Mike- Oh nothing just about to go give a Moose a "Canadian Popsicle" !

Alex- o_O

by Steeeevvvvveeeeeee October 4, 2011