pooper smoocher

1. A person who kisses up to others in order to be liked and befriended.
2. Someone who praises others when it is undeserved... lying and telling people whatever it is that they think that others would like to hear in order to gain their trust and friendship.

poo-purr-smoo-chur pooper smoocher
1. If there were trophies given out for being butt kissers, hers would have #1 pooper smoocher engraved on it.
2. He has to be pretty desperate to be that much of a pooper smoocher.

by Vegas Bitch aka shugahhh February 4, 2010

pooper prober

a person with an intense facination with anal sex.

Friend: Randy Cox is really into ass.
You: Yea... he's a total pooper prober.

by asshatgogodancer December 20, 2010

Poopercising

to take a crap so strenuous that it feels like you just did squats for an hour.

Dude! What took you so long in the bathroom?
Sorry man, that chimichanga last night, had me poopercising.

by BALLINACUP March 6, 2011

poopensmiser

A person that is just as important to society as a pile of poop. They normally smell bad and nobody likes them.

Wow Tom Cruise hasn't had any good movies besides that one about the retard and that makes him a poopensmiser.

by THE PRANCING PONY July 17, 2011

Poopenfloog

An adjective to describe a person, place, or thing that is poorly educated or ill-mannered

This guy started to scream at me in Walmart he was being a complete poopenfloog

by BEASTLYGERMAN1 July 25, 2011

Poopdickumentary

A really, really bad documentary. One so bad, you feel as though you've been anally probed.

"Banksy Coming To Dinner" is such a poopdickumentary. After wasting an hour of my life, I feel like the director boofed my mind.

by manfred_spain July 13, 2012

Pooper Scooter

Someone who "scoots" or nudges dog pop into the bushes instead of picking it up and disposing of it properly. Pooper scooters want people to think they are picking up after their dog when they really aren't.

Miles: Don't forget the pooper scooper!
McCord: it's cool I'll just kick it into some bushes or something.
Miles: Dude you're such a pooper scooter

by Andythemailman April 20, 2013