Pooning

The an alternative word to the word pooning.

GAY PEOPLE CAN POON

example of pooning

by GAY PEOPLE CAN POON February 23, 2019

Poonis

The cross between a fat dick and a shit and a chunky and a poon. YUM

Dude, her poonis was so damn chuncky I couldn't even.............

by MissJazzy101 April 3, 2009

Poonicker

A person who believes everything he hears about the coronavirus, going as far as saying things like "We're all gonna die!".

Essentially a huge germaphobe, antisocial, anxiety-inducing guy who watches CNN. Not a fun guy to be around.

(If he will even let you be near him)

Named after the Doomer series of how 4chan names things.

Over the internet
Poonicker: There are 3687876 confirmed cases in my state! STOCK UP ON SUPPLIES NOW!!!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!

Guy: Fuck sakes dude you're such a poonicker.

by deezy_one April 5, 2020

Poonicorn

1. A woman who is hornier for sex than a man. So rare it probably doesn't really exist.

2. A unicorn with a dildo for a horn

That girl from the party wanted to have sex more than me... What a poonicorn...

That poonicorn porn gave me nightmares of being gored by a horse

by Kahnny supanewsome pone December 4, 2020

poonack

A little chinese pussy

That poonack couldn't get in batgirl's pants

by Brandon Howarth July 10, 2007

[Phonica]

to fuck or do someone in the booty hole

Yeah, you like it when I Phonica, let me Phonica you harder!

by are_you_ready_for_sex? January 15, 2009

Pooningly

Poon.ing.ly – (adv) To describe an action that would deliver the poon to said doer of specific action.

Ex. The baseball player pooningly hit the ball over the fence. This caused all the females in the stands to swoon.

by adeloko84 March 31, 2009