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Coffee Potting

The act of tea bagging another's face with only one testicle
The men went coffee potting girls last night.
by Homeboy J-Fury October 20, 2010
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shit-posting

posting on a forum or site while taking a shit.
"Zack was shit-posting on the toilet."
by steverogerific March 8, 2015
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ponning

Using tampons soaked in vodka to get drunk quickly and hide the smell. Other forms of liquor may be used, as well as other orifices.

Derived as a shortened version of "tamponning."
I think Kevin K is drunk, but he's not drinking! He must be ponning.
by Lance S. July 22, 2011
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Crab Potting

The tendency of women in a professional setting, when in trouble, to blame or include other coworkers rather than accept responsibility, or even cover for them. It's derived from the idea that crabs in a boiling pot of water will claw at and drag each other down rather than sacrifice oneself to see any other succeed.
Mike said I need to stop crab potting him, but it's not fair I got yelled at for being late when he was too.
by smuchibuchi October 5, 2011
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Jump Posting

A tactic usually used on forums or chat boxes. Works best when there are more then two people.

Jump Posting can happen by accident or can be used to avoid awkward posts.
If you have accidentally jump-posted someone, it is best to either post again and acknowledge them or edit your original post to respond to them.
Purposeful Jump posting:

Person 1: So how was your day Person 3?

Person 2: I love you Person 3 I jack of to you every day <3

Person 3: My day was pretty good, I had some cake that was not a lie for once. :D

Person 1: That's cool.

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Accidental Jump Posting:

Person 1: S'up Person 3?

Person 2: So Person 3 I was wondering if you could edit those pics for me.

Person 3: Not much, just eating some cake *Nom*

Person 2: T_T
by ~Spark~ August 5, 2011
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pontins

1. a: A hairy asshole.
b: Usually found on a forest ranger.
2: a: Axel frog.
b: 50 Cent
3: a: Furry tennis BALLS.
Ex 1: Godammit! Did you see the pontin on that kid?

Ex 2: Godammit! When that forest range needed to groove, his pontins were in the wide open, and he told us they had pride.

Ex 3: Godammit! What the fuck is up with this pontin singer person frog.

Ex 4: Godammit! That pontin was shot in da hood!

Ex 5: Godammit! You stole my extra furry pontin. Don't carress it. Or, massage it. You'll break it! FUCK!
by Butros June 22, 2006
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Posting

a type of grinding in which one guy is supporting another guy who is grinded on.
i like posting at partys it is fun
by jelloshots-r-us December 24, 2007
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