Hard Poke

When your veins or another person's veins are hard to reach, particularly when drawing blood.

Donating blood is such a pain, the nurses always complain that i'm a hard poke.

by Sraha Cur April 10, 2019

Ryan poke

when someone acts like a gay pervert and will swoop in and steal your man with his epic dab moves and fuck him while you watch

stop being a ryan poke
joe just pulled a ryan poke on my boyfriend

by mysteriousmist January 24, 2020

pokey poke no need to smoke

A classic sentence from a friend of mine

(friend): hi
(good friend): pokey poke no need to smoke\
(friend): sweet

by Emzillagon October 3, 2020

pickle poked

Pickle poked is when your daughter is so ugly,she COULDN'T get laid by a bar full of sailors. That just docked after a Hard year at sea...Poor bitch has used up or destroyed all moms dildos and ass plugs..Now when mom wants a quick hard object up her big ass,she has no choice but to hope to get Pickle Poked.

mom.Fuck I should have locked up my Dildos, Now All I can do is hope Someone brought Vegetables from town so I can get Pickle Poked.

by Nick Danger Brother January 5, 2022

Shite in a poke

Shite in a poke Scottish Slang for fuck off.

"Go shite in a poke bobby"

by Counfsed June 2, 2018

Stick n Poke

A homemade tattoo made by dipping a needle in ink and poking the skin. Somewhat popular among underaged teenagers, this type of tattoo is often done with unsanitary supplies like India ink and sewing needles. They are known to be regretted later in life.

He has a stick n poke of his ex's initials.

by Four Loko Frat Guy November 3, 2022

Facebook poke

A friendly way of "annoying" someone and reminding them that they have you as a friend on Facebook. Does NOT always mean you're flirting. Can also be something you do in order to keep yourself busy when you're bored.,

A Facebook Poke has been known to lead to a "Poke War" in which two people continue to poke eachother until one stops. The person who stopped poking back lost, thus making the other the winner of the "war"

.. on a personal note, I think Facebook should get a 'dislike button' ., (:

but anyways...POKE!

I poked my friend on Facebook., therefore it is a Facebook poke.

Note: This definition might just appeal to the younger generation >.<

by boreddork June 14, 2011