Pokemon Sex

Having sex while screaming out names of Pokemons, as characters from the show would do.

Karen and Dan were having Pokemon sex.

Karen screamed, "PIKA PIKA PIKA!!!" as Dan screamed "SQUIRTLEEEEEEEEEEE!!"

by Poke SEX November 13, 2009

Pokemon AIDS

Also known as Poke-AIDS. A sinister computer virus that infects pokemon gameboy games when certain cheats are used. In the red, blue, and yellow versions, infection is caused by capturing a pokemon over lv 100, capturing misingnode, and possibly encountering misingnode at all. In gold, silver, and crystal versions, infection is caused by cloning pokemon in the PC by switching their locations to another box and then turning off the game before it is saved. The virus spends a long time after it activates where it just sits in your game, doing nothing, but if you link with someone their game gets it. Eventually it destroys ALL data it the game.

Just one case of Pokemon AIDS can spread to infect hundreds of games before anyone notices anything.

by Ebola&Bob January 24, 2008

Pokemon GO

A game released in mid 2016, used to trick fat nerds into exercising by offering small virtual monsters called Pokemon also used to drain your money so you can buy virtual coins!

Misha: I play Pokemon go everyday, I play Pokemon G-

Rest Of the World: SHUT UP!

by DefinitionPotatoGuy39274846264 December 22, 2016

Pokemon goon

A pokemon goon is someone that sits at a pokestop all day mostly with a couple of his pals. These are literally the worst kind of people and they all deserve to be dick slapped 3 times.

Kyle- look at all them nittys sitting at that pokestop.

Steve- rahh bigman ting what a bunch of pokemon goons.

by Bigmantinggg July 19, 2016

Pokemon Master

The best of real life pokemon trainers. They host tournaments in their garages to find worthy opponents. 'Pokemon' they use include 'dogs' and 'chickens'

Michael Vick is a true pokemon master!

by gobrin January 21, 2010

play pokemon

what small asian teenagers say they are doing when they are having sex. condoms are often hidden in boxes of pokemon cards

Me: What did you do last night with Paul?
Small Asian Gril: Play pokemon

by tsnowdude55 March 13, 2007

pokemon center

1. n. an establishment in the pokémon games where you can cure, trade, store and battle pokemon

2. n. the yuppie-esque store in NY that sells everything pokemon. also the name of their online store. would be pretty good if 95% of their inventory was IN STOCK. sadly, i'm not exaggerating when I say they have hardly anything available to buy. a poor excuse for a store.

1. wanna have sex at the pokemon center?
2. I tried to buy a pikachu keyring at pokemoncenter.com but it wasn't in stock. no matter, mewtwo pwns that cock sucking rodent

by Phil January 27, 2005