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poke addict

The addiction to poking on Facebook and to have the other person re-poke you.
The other person not re-poking can lead to aggressive behavior and depression.
The poke addict poke a person, the person respond you poke back and then no response leading to depression
by Bondpua September 16, 2013
mugGet the poke addictmug.

some poke

When something exceeds the boundaries of being cool.
Wow look at TJ, he is some poke !
by /;5(768&@@ March 11, 2017
mugGet the some pokemug.

Flash Poking

Think it's weird to get "poked" on FB? Imagine getting poked by multiple people all at once. Flash Poking is when a group of people set a specific date and time to "poke" someone on FB, typically the pokee is a mutual friend of all pokers.
Ok, everyone. A Flash Poking is scheduled for Wednesday the 14th at 1:30 pm sharp. Alfonso wont know what hit him!
by So-Fee-Ah December 16, 2011
mugGet the Flash Pokingmug.

poke a hontus

ahhh man, ive been craving an Indian girl lately, i seriously want to poke a hontus.
by th3 riddler June 6, 2014
mugGet the poke a hontusmug.

v poked

The female version of d wet. Penetration of the vagina.
by Officer muddbutt July 5, 2016
mugGet the v pokedmug.

The Big Poke

Guy 1: Hey man, I got the big poke today!
Guy 2: Sweet, let's hit the clubs in two weeks!
by SporkMonster April 27, 2021
mugGet the The Big Pokemug.

Joke Poke

Having sex with a undesirable girl (in most cases fat or ugly) just because you're horny and your options are limited.
I got some joke poke last night. That bitch weighed 300 pounds if she weighed a 1000.
by nihuddy82 July 7, 2009
mugGet the Joke Pokemug.

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