Pumping out the Poison

The irrational need to masturbate when hungover.

I felt like complete shit but I was still pumping out the poison.

by All Bets Hedged October 19, 2021

Night apple is poison apple

An Apple property discovered by Jeon Jungkook in the VLive comments. Don’t worry, even if you eat it, you will be alright…..ONLY……only if you’re JK

Jk: “Night apple is……”
*furiously searches Papago for the right word*
Jk: “Poison!”
Jk: “Night apple is poison apple……but…I’m ok…because……………………I’m JK ✨”

by that apple March 11, 2023

poison

The last bit of a beverage in a bottle. Often people don't drink it, out of fear it may contain spit or has already lost its carbonic acid.

A: Dude, I'm so thirsty!
B: So why don't you just finish what's left in your bottle?
A: Naah, that's the poison..

by superweppy January 28, 2012

Poison Tipped Dart

When you are fucking a girl in the ass, and right when you are about to come, you stick an ecstasy pill to the tip of your dick and shove it back in her ass.

This girl said she wanted to try E up her ass, so I gave her the ol' poison tipped dart.

by theknowmad September 6, 2009

dick poison

A woman who has many STDs

That woman is dick poison

by anonsequitur January 6, 2015

poisonbob

A person who wins or kills anyone in any game. This person gets 1st place 99.99999% of the time and is capable of making a losing team win. Many people get jealous of the player and start cursing him, but this just makes the player get even more points/kills.

Person A: Yes 1 first!
Person B: No your not, check again.
Person A: God Damn, that poisonbob beat me again.
Person B: He also got 2 twice your score LOL!
Person A: -_-

by poisonbob February 14, 2012

plot poison

The opposite of plot armor

Instead of characters being too strong or unkillable, mass amounts of them die instead.

Akame ga Kill had way too much plot poison. Nearly all of the characters died in that one.

by Condroy northw3ll December 10, 2017