cambel porter

a person who who gets all the men and treats women with respect and kindness and is very good at fortnite

you: yo bro
friend: yeah?
you: did you see cambel porter pulled another dude!
friend: are you surprised?

by the superdude that drinks coke November 9, 2022

habitual wall poster

One who constantly posts on others facebook walls.

Adrienne is such a habitual wall poster, she wrote on my wall 5 times in a row after she found out about me and her mother.

by Drobe1 March 31, 2009

Pull a Porter

Taking a work day off on a Monday, or any other day last minute, to enjoy a Porter.

If Blake decides to Pull a Porter again, we won't have standup today.

by sesamechicken0 April 12, 2021

The Poultry Poltergeist

When a woman runs around naked, like a headless chicken, making ghost noises and her partner has to ejaculate onto her. The man must have his eyes closed, only using the ghost noises to pinpoint her location.

“Amanda, Johnny and I tried out the Poultry Poltergeist and he nutted right into my eyes, he gave me pinkeye!”

by Soggy Cannabis May 9, 2022

Poefter

Another word for a gay.

I'm sure that guy is a poefter.

You're such a poef!

by Simon May 13, 2005

pooter

is a slang term for pussy

Her pooter smells like rotten piss.

by James McDowell May 13, 2005

poofter rorter

A guy who goes trolling for poofters.

Lyle is a poofter rorter.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005