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bi-pooing

A sophisticated bath time procedure for real connoisseur's of hair health. It is the process of shampooing one's head with a shampoo and only a shampoo. Followed by a rinse. Followed by an application of a conditioner. And another rinse.

Bi-pooers know how it is meant to be, and adamantly despise brands such as: Head and Shoulders, AXE (hair products), Old Spice, et al.
Him: Hey your hair looks and smells amazing! What is your secret?
Her: I've been bi-pooing my hair for 24 years. Thanks!

Him: Dang! I use a 2 in 1.

Her: You give me the ick.
by runner227 January 16, 2023
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Im poping

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Casey Pooing

The act of taking the biggest, most voluptuous shit to honour and please the deity known as Case Oh. These pieces of fecal matter can be of any varying height but must be at least 2 inches wide. This is so we can make it fat like Case Oh
A:Yo! It looks like someone is Casey Pooing!
B:Some cunt took a shit to honour a YouTuber?! That’s disgusting!
by DaPlonkBoi February 5, 2024
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Sping Poofing

When someone with bad internet plays a game with intent to play on the bad internet.
Clamanium with their specturm wifi is sping poofing again.
by badgirlhalo May 6, 2024
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Skyward poking flagship

A guy's erect junk, ready to go
A skyward poking flagship is another term for trouser snake
by Sexydimma October 13, 2024
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Abey-Pooing

When you smear your own shit on the Lincoln Memorial and write out the name ABE in bolded shit letters.
Dude my friend Jim went Abey-Pooing last weekend, shit was so firee.

Who up Abey-Pooing right now?

Did you see the guy who arrested for Abey-Pooing
by UnbentRaccoon February 24, 2025
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Gee Finger Poking

The process of modifying things to find out what they do without fully understanding the consequences of such actions. Driven by a strong sense of curiosity without a strong knowledge base. Usually performed by the most unqualified people in production environments. It can be as simple as flicking a switch, or performing computer modifications. Consequences are usually significant, such as lost revenue, or even the loss of life.
Richard to himself: "Gee... I wonder what this does.", while changing the port of a website.

Frank: Do you know why the site is down?
Tom: It looks like Richard was Gee Finger Poking in IIS again.
by Drew11766 September 4, 2008
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