selling pudding pops

It's when you are under the influence of either alcohol or drugs and start to sound like bill cosby when he sells pudding pops ( slurring words, sounding inebriated)

Janet was so drunk last night everytime she spoke she sounded like she was selling pudding pops.

by Becca Licious January 16, 2011

Sausage and Banana Pudding

1. Gullible dipshits who look up raunchy definitions on Urban Dictionary for their own perverse pleasure
OH SNAP

Person 1: Did you see that sausage and banana pudding?
Person 2: Yeah, he just got owned.

by Metaphoricallydoinglife June 22, 2009

cum pudding

a splooge of cum but comes out of your ass; like shit but in a liquid form.

Bijans took a cum pudding all over Ashtons face and they licked it up and said yum.

by bijandaddi69 May 30, 2009

white pudding

Cocaine, nose candy, yayo

"Im flippin that white pudding" (cam'ron)

by ad May 1, 2006

podling

A term used for a baby or young child. Mostly used in a negative manner.

"Oh my god! That little podling just drooled on my shirt!"

"What a cute podling! Was it's father a donkey?"

by bigandjolly September 22, 2008

Vanilla Pudding

The act of shooting your semen into a girl's vagina then using your tongue to scoop it out as you would a cup of vanilla pudding without a spoon.

Ross: Yo, man, I totally vanilla pudding'd Stacey last night!
Tyler: Dude you should have just used a spoon.

by D1ld0Sagg1ns May 10, 2016

ass pudding

Shit, pewp, caca, dookie, Feces.

Man, I need to hurry up and wipe this ass pudding off the toilet seat.

by Mike Oxwells October 15, 2003