Loaf Poker

A male, typically homosexual, who enjoys giving anal.

Loaf: turd - as in "Pinch off a Loaf"
Poke: poke

Seth's back door is always open to a handsome loaf poker.

by DaAnonymous1 June 10, 2009

Dumb Pomeranian

A way to call someone annoying or dumb without saying an explicit word

Stop being a dumb Pomeranian

by 800 runners October 2, 2018

Poker Jew

Someone that, even though they know that they hold a very good hand, bets the smallest amount of their money possible. Poker Jews usually succeed in poker, for their tactics allow them to suck the money out of their opponents without losing much of their own winnings. Usually frustrates the opponent- leading into a long, drawn out game of poker. Involves massive bluffing in some occasions.

1. Even though Brad held a royal flush, he still only betted a dollar, making him a poker jew.

2. A: " I bet one dollar."

B: " Dude, I put down twenty. This game is going to go on forever."

A: " I win."

B: " Screw you, poker jew! "

by Michaelhunt4 July 19, 2010

briel pomerantz

a crazy, jewish, young woman, who likes to sing, act, and dance, laugh and talk about sex.

Whoa, did you see that girl yesterday?
She was one Briel Pomerantz!

by Chelseyy Woo woo! March 31, 2003

scarlett pomers

A troll.

Scarlett Pomers is a black metal troll that goes BLEHKing all over Dalaran.

by Blashyrkh Doom Occulta September 1, 2010

arse poker

to be homosexual, also known as arse bandit,bum bandit

the dick or penis being put in another mans arse therefore making your dick an arse poker

by wee_ross May 4, 2006

poker

what you call it when two people virtually "poke" each other on Facebook for a time period both users should be embarrassed of

You have poked Kaitlyn (about a minute ago)
Kaitlyn has poked you (4 seconds ago)
*Poke Kaitlyn*

You: "Damn that Kaitlyn! We keep playing poker!"

by Novakedy May 19, 2010