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Dawn Packington

Dawn Packington is a fictional character who's origin is Wales and is "Fully Vaccinated" as heavily emphasised by the Dawn Packington fan club and also is a staple in modern society in which she represents equality to cancel out any imperfections in modern equality complications however do remember this character is FICTIONAL
Dawn Packington is showing her real fashion side TODay!!
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CUPS (Chronic Under Packing Syndrome)

CUPS describes a person who never packs enough marijuana into a bowl to accommodate everyone partaking.
I hate matching bowls with John because he suffers from CUPS (Chronic Under Packing Syndrome).
by ToeKnee64 November 28, 2012
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Facial Fudge Packing

The act of shitting in someones mouth and the proceeding to have oral sex
Stacy got tapeworm from her facial fudge packing yesterday
by Fagitarius April 23, 2019
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he is packing

To either have a massive penis or to wear some sort of padding so as to give the appearance of having a massive penis
He is packing but everyone is when you wear a size small. Except for Ross Lynch, he really is.
by trmnks July 29, 2023
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packing squirrels

The unkempt hair that sticks out around a girls underwear.
That girl was hot, until she pulled down her pants and i saw she was packing squirrels
by russ e September 10, 2008
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Planking

When one lies in a stiff horizontal position (sometimes naked) on random objects or in random places. Eg) Walls, hedges, fire hydrants, cars, fences, lights, signs, trolleys etc. Usually accompanied by someone who takes a photo and posts it on the internet.
Catherine: dude can we go planking next week end in the city?

Emma: yeah that's MADD! Let's plank on the mcdonalds drive though sign!
by Shrimpyy June 9, 2011
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Planking

Planking is a simple yet effective procedure.

When performing a Plank:

1/ You must always lay face down, ensuring your face remains expressionless for the duration of the Plank.

2/ Your legs must remain straight, and together with toes pointed.

3/ Your arms must be placed by your side, held straight and fingers pointed.

4/ You must make it known that you are Planking. Saying 'I am Planking' will usually get this across. Sternly announcing it will ensure a good result.

5/ Your safety should always be considered. Properly thought through Planking procedures should always go to plan. Never put your self at undue risk.

6/ Every Plank that is captured must be named.
Shit johnny you are the king of planking
by handsomedanbeatsworking June 10, 2011
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