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erectile pisfunction

The inability to aim your piss correctly whilst you have a boner.
I awoke in the middle of the night, half asleep, needing a piss. As I was doing my business I realised I had a boner it went in every direction possible other than towards its' intended target. I'm going to need to wipe it up in the morning....maybe! I must suffer from erectile pisfunction!
by blofeld1965 May 8, 2014
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wag1 piffting

oy, wag1 piffting wats your bbm ping innit
by Roadman gang April 15, 2017
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Wagwan piftang

Wagwan piftang is a term used to receive the shagging of the opposite Or same sex.

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Wagwan piftang

Wagwan piftang is a term used to receive the shagging of the opposite Or same sex.

You can also use wagwan for short.

Speaking of short memeulous is a popular youtuber who frequently uses the term wagwan piftang
"Wagwan piftang"

"Want to shag?"
by Might boiiman May 3, 2019
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Social Pisstancing

When a pub closes urinals so no two pissers are next to each other. Not only is it a great way to slow the spread but it means no one can perv at your private parts while your enjoying a comfort break.
Social Pisstancing at its finest!
by Dennis Dusseldorf July 23, 2020
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picture-in-pissture

When the “picture in picture” capability of videos only works randomly, regardless of if it can actually do it.
This picture-in-pissture stuff is really bad. YouTube charges for this shit?
by MaybeARealWord January 22, 2022
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