helmet pincher

one who masturbates at least 10 times a week.

we asked craig to go to the City tonight, but he said he'd rather stay home and be a helmet pincher.

by rich April 26, 2004

Thai Pinch

Squeezing your sphincter muscle to keep from shitting yourself. Commonly used in reference to a blowout or diarrhea. Not to be confused with a turtle head where solid shit is encroaching the sphincter and leaving skid marks.

I was doing the Thai pinch the whole way home!

by Looselipsdontcare September 23, 2014

Paris pincer

The act of double fisting a woman while she stands with her legs widely apart, and you kneel beneath her. "Paris" refers to the Eiffel-tower-like shape formed by your arms and her legs, while "pincer" simply refers to the movement involved.

Have you seen my wristwatch? I think I lost it last night when I was giving your girlfriend a Paris pincer.

by PixelBeavers March 18, 2009

pinky

loveable but bitchy female, can talk shit when provoked, often gorgeous and enjoyable!

young beautiful female

by anonymous January 24, 2005

pinch

The act of prolonging a bowell movement by flexing the sphincter muscle. Sometimes the pinch is not administered in time which leads to a head of feces protruding resembling a turltes head; making an unpleasant mark in the undergarments and resulting in a foul odor.

I had to leave the party because of a bad pinch.

by JAZ October 14, 2004

pinch it quick

To assertivly tell a girl/girlfriend/bitch/hoe/scallywag/
skeeza or any other type of female to "Hurry The Fuck Up" when they tell you there going to the girls room,or there going to powder there nose.

Girl: I need to go to the Restroom

You: Ok sugga tits,Pinch it QUICK!!!!

by Johnny Fairplay August 17, 2007

pinchprick

prostitute, mostly used in victorian england

a filthy pinchprick

by antonym January 9, 2008