penal sheath

The holdster (Ballsack) for the man rifle(cock)

That dudes penal sheath was so small it couldnt hold is rifle

by 2ndRedd April 4, 2009

penal combustion

It's penile, not penal, you dumb schmuck.

penile surgery
penile combustion
penile sex
penile head

by bastardized bottomburp May 19, 2003

Penal

Male genitals. Used as an alternative to the word penis.
Also can be used as a verb, penalise.

My penal is in bits at the moment after that insertion.
Im going to penalise the next guy who looks at me.

by Kozakster 5000 September 8, 2010

Penaldo

Penaldo is a guy that is a guy that is a guy.

Hey Penaldo

by Hahhsb December 13, 2021

Penalized

When you take the penis so hard that you're paralyzed.

Bro, I totally penalized her last night. She couldn't move for a solid 30 seconds.

by TheSecretSauce October 22, 2015

penal colony

A colony full of penisuses.

Man, it must suck being sent to a penal colony as a straight dude.

by Lifesgambit January 4, 2017

pina colada

"oMg gUyS iT tAsTeS lIkE pInA cOlAdA" -@tiktok

this pina colada quote is from tiktok, you either get it or you don't

by tiktokqween February 27, 2019