Pitter patter

The sound of a fart that ricochets off the ass skin.

Her farts pitter patter.

by Jenn-ah August 4, 2006

captain's platter

To pinch a fat load and/or diarrhea atop the toilet lid.

I had diarrhea and didn't have time to lift the lid, so I left a big soupy captain's platter.

by Choadblower January 15, 2006

platter tongue

when a male finishes on a girls tongue as she kneels down. the tongue is supposed to be really wide like a platter so that when she shows you your load on her tongue, its like she's showing you on a platter

I really want janice to blow me, i heard she has a platter tongue and i really wanna finish in her mouth not on her chest this time.

by leefrancais12 February 18, 2009

Patterson Mill Middle School

Also known as PMMS or Pmill, Patterson Mill Middle School is one of the most weirdest places ever. Filled with all types of Cliques. All of the students think that they are going to fall down the stairs because of how weak they look. People go on the elevator thinking that they are savages but secretly everyone does it. The school is big and all but the students that go there are compleatly trash. The highschoolers are all druggies that influence the middle schoolers to be the same. The HighSchool sports teams are trash, so dont be scared when your school is playing them. Most the girls are Basic White girls that think that they own the school. Every white girl also tans until they are LITERALLY BLACK. The girls there are ok but they are all cheaters. Nobody gets good grades so they dont make it into the schools they want. The Vice Princapals are trash and the guidance councelors dont help you much and are alwasys telling you to get an ice pack. The clubs are ok. But at the end of the day, all the students love eachother and we join together as Pmill

Patterson Mill Middle School

by hgcjzkujsxhkjz April 22, 2020

Design Patterns

In programming, things work by names. Therefore, if you have to change something, add something, remove something, it normally takes a lot of work, as your have to re-implement the names.

Design Patterns is a successful attempt to eliminate the frustration by helping you create a separate interface (where you tell the program what things do) from your classes (how you implement actions).

While it is commonly used in programming, it is also used in architecture.

I used to think real programmers subclassed everything until I found out about design patterns.

by arithehun June 22, 2011

Platter Bum

When you go to a restaurant with a group of friends or family, where in each is on a meal budget and all order somthing diffrent so as to share.
The Platter Bum is the individual who went ahead and ordered an expencive dish (thus distinguishing thereself by putting on airs as the rich guy) but does not share. Others in the party will notice and feel slightly annoyed.
Then when everyone is served, the Platter bum then askes others around them if they could try a sample of what others are eating in order to "see if they like it."
Others will feel compelled to be polite and offer the morsel to the Platter Bum while they secretly resent the fact that they have only a small meal to satisfy themself with while the Platter Bum has a frigg'n buffet, half untouched in front of them.
NOTE: The Platter Bum usualy never finishes their meal and leaves most of their food to be wasted. This also will piss off company who may still be hungry or may have been the one treating the group to the meal.

One family member to anther at a dinner at a restaurant paid for by their father:

Relative 1 : "Jeez! Would ya look at that pig!"

Relative 2 : "Huh? Who ya talkin about?"

Relative 1 : "That uppity cousine from the country. He found out dad was paying and he ordered the most expensive steak on the menu."

Relative 2 : "That little turd! All I had was a grilled chicken salid."

Relative 1 : "Yeah, and he's been begging food bites from everyone around him and hasn't touched his own plate. What's he doing? Saving it for later?"

Relative 2 : "I agree. He's being a real Platter Bum tonight. Dad aught to tell him off and not pay for his meal."

by armoroid 5000 August 3, 2009

Patterned

Patterned is another word for beaten up or banged up

1 - aye g this neeks gonna get patterned tomo after school

2 - safe sn g

by d207 April 1, 2019