Peyton A.S.

=Loser
A thirteen year old girl that acts like a newborn and she has elf ears. She also likes her cat, sometimes. Watch out she punches. Certified bad ass. Also referred to as: plankton, PlayStation, plantation, poker, pollypocket, Plato, pet, pinnapple

Peyton A.S. is a loser.

by smdney December 23, 2022

Peyton B Selvaggio

the equivalent of an older, tired, spiderman. he's not the golden "Peyton Selvaggio" everybody loves, but the exhausted "Peyton B Selvaggio" everybody knows. the kind of guy who throws overly dirty dishes into the dishwasher out of laziness, or the guy to pour chips into his mouth out of the bag, the one to drink milk from the curtain. He is too tired to put effort into things that don't really need effort, so he doesn't.

Hey it's Peyton B Selvaggio, he looks tired. Did he sleep last night?

by credcarol6 January 4, 2023

Peyton

Bitch ass stupid ahh white girl that has a crush on everyone ever and is the reason the LGBTQ community has a bad rap. This bitch lies about mental (and physical) disorders and makes everything about her. Everyone hates her, nobody likes her.

person 1: That bitch named Peyton is a massive cunt

Everyone else: I know, right?

by Some random guy was taken January 4, 2023

Peyton

the best girl you'll ever meet

Wow look at Peyton aint she pretty

by emememm123 April 12, 2023

Peyton

A really cute dumbass that has a sprinkle of German and hates the Packers. He also loves the Bears... sadly. There is no helping a Peyton as they are usually homeschooled and can't find their own dick over the fatass stomach. He always acts grumpy because his thongs are too far up his ass. Super sexy, though, and has good sex.

hey man... your being a peyton

by this is brooks April 13, 2023

Peyton Parrish

An artist most famous for his series of instruction videos for 'overly-dramatic poses to sing and take a dump to', featuring his viking-metal hits such as a lip-sync cover of the Lion King song and every other video that he ever made which features his body movements that were mastered during his time as a trainee under one of those wacky arm-flailing tube-men that can be found by the side of the road at a local used-car sales lot. Come on by, kick a tire! Strike a pose and take a dump on viking steroids. We represent the lion corn!

"Peyton Parrish is the king of all posers! I do mean that literally! Watch him just pose!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 5, 2023

peyton

a crazy person who screams about stuff at random intervals and watches horror movie tralers at school. She seems very weird when you don't know her, but inside she is very nice and kind.

Why is peyton screaming about monkeys?

by NotJCKACA May 5, 2023