When you're pooping, your butthole muscles contract too early causing your poop log to be sundered in the middle before being completely expelled from your rectum. Causes of this typically range anywhere from coughs/sneezes to being suddenly startled.
"Let's scare the shit out of Tom while he's taking a dump. Give him some good ole premature pinchage."
by Dysentery March 8, 2021
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by Sleepy Weaz March 29, 2021
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Hey Sean, did you see Timmy & Jimmy trying to rock it, in the socket? That’s definitely going to lead to premature aleakulation…
by The guy from ya sista's joint April 4, 2022
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When someone makes an invitation, usually to a home, before checking if it's okay with their spouse. Usually committed by a male.
"Hey, we're here with the chips and dips ringing the doorbell, but no one's answering."
"Oh, sorry it was a premature Invitulation. Not tonight fellas."
"Oh, sorry it was a premature Invitulation. Not tonight fellas."
by Daedalus22 August 19, 2022
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Get the premature exodus mug.when you are playing a game and someone sucks so bad that they get killed over and over again easily or they get killed so often it seems they are always dead
Player 1: Insucesso: this used user is already dead and cannot be placed on the hitlist.
Player 2: That fool is always dead.
Player 1: Yeah i think that he is PERMADEAD!
Player 2: That fool is always dead.
Player 1: Yeah i think that he is PERMADEAD!
by E. Sweet January 19, 2009
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