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Pedro Hoffmann

A chunky Mexican that is best friends with Stevan Hawking and Pablo Eskebar. Pedro Hoffmann goes on wild adventures in Jurrasic park and drug dealing runs with Stevan and Ben.
Did you see that Pedro Hoffmann was arrested the other day. Did you see how thicc Pedro hoffmann is looking today?
by Donaldhumpylumpymexican September 7, 2020
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Looking like Pedro

Word used for when someone is a mega simp and looks beautiful
Ex: "Bruh, do i look Dope?
"You're looking like Pedro"
"Thanks brother!"
by RaikouMaster21 April 22, 2020
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Hacer un Pedro Sánchez

When you say you will never do something, but you end up doing exactly that.
Carlos: "I will never buy the car that my wife wants. It is not a man's car."
Friend: we all know you are going to "hacer un Pedro Sánchez"and you will buy it
by Castellanien January 14, 2020
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pedro

A mexican pedo that works at prezzos and can be often caught wanking a salt a pepper grinder or sticking a rolling pin up his arse
The boss of prezzos "Pedro you left your crap on the rolling pin again."
by totallygaymaddy June 16, 2019
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pedro

honestly just…..😨😨
by yvub cr November 19, 2023
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Pedro O

A bitch ass that’s always bein a pussy
That dude keeps being a pussy, he must be a pedro O
by Thatdude69420 July 25, 2020
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pedro

a meme of a raccoon with great music
pedro is cute
by higuybro123 June 1, 2024
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