pecker cheese

his mother said
that he never should
nibble on his pecker cheese
or play with his morning wood. . .

extract from "alec g is a wanker" by bobybird & deadfish

by <*}}}}>< October 20, 2003

peckered spliff

a spliff which has a small quantity of cannabis in it.

oi mate thats a peckered spliff. Translates to oi mate that spliff is small.

by Olly C August 11, 2006

pecker wrecker

A woman who gives you a Venerial disease, thus making her a pecker wrecker.

How did your date go?
Good until i banged her.
Why?
She gave me the hot dick! A pecker wrecker

by chonger December 28, 2005

wood pecker

Someone who gives head alot

as a hobby, not even for money!

by Dukie May 17, 2005

CHATTING PECKER

Chatting Pecker usually occurs when you have spent WAY TOO MANY HOURS CONNECTED TO A PICK UP LINE,usually followed by some sort of score on the side of the mouth or genetalia..

FUCKING HILARIOUS TO SEE..YOU CAN SPOT THESE PPL A MILE OFF...

chatting pecker example:

user 1 > soooooooooo wat time..?

user 2> uhh 8:00 call u back in 20 min tell u wer..

by 000000000000000000000000000 July 17, 2009

pecker slap

when one backhands another in the testicular region for being a fag and watches them fall to their knees in pain and laughs

shut up before i pecker slap you, you fag

by j-e-e-n-e-e-u-s February 21, 2005

Pecker Thinker

A male who thinks with his penis instead of his brain

" He is such a pecker thinker! He tried to sleep with me on the first date."

by 12223344 February 3, 2007