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Dirty Payton

While using the back of ones tongue, during a blowjob bringing him to climax.
"Have you ever had a dirty payton, while blindfolded & tied up."
by DemonicalBeing01 January 9, 2024
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Micaila + Payton

Micaila + Payton is the best relationship ever and it could be but Payton play to much micaila thinks Payton is very scrumptious and she wishes Payton’s would give her a chance
by Chicken nuggets and ketchup March 31, 2022
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isaiah maurice payton

Isaiah Maurice Payton is SUPER hot and cute he is also very smart and super funny if you have Isaiah in your life cherish him and respect and love him he’s the best thing someone could have
Look it’s Isaiah Maurice Payton wassup dude
by Super_VE May 1, 2022
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Goodluck with Payton

Goodluck with Payton is a slang/joke that is another way of saying "I wish you happiness". While unpopular, it still gets used by some people online .
"You're going to America? Goodluck with Payton then!"
by Jennyandjenna87 May 13, 2022
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General Patton

General Patton's statement on 8 August 1945:
“The difficulty in understanding the Russian is that we do not take cognizance of the fact that he is not a European, but an Asiatic, and therefore thinks deviously. We can no more understand a Russian than a Chinaman or a Japanese, and from what I have seen of them, I have no particular desire to understand them, except to ascertain how much lead or iron it takes to kill them. In addition to his other Asiatic characteristics, the Russian have no regard for human life and is an all out son of bitch, barbarian, and chronic drunk."

He knew what was coming at:
“I understand the situation. Their the Soviet supply system is inadequate to maintain them in a serious action such as I could put to them. They have chickens in the coop and cattle on the hoof--that's their supply system. They could probably maintain themselves in the type of fighting I could give them for five days. After that it would make no difference how many million men they have, and if you wanted Moscow I could give it to you. They lived on the land coming down. There is insufficient left for them to maintain themselves going back. Let's not give them time to build up their supplies. If we do, then . . . we have had a victory over the Germans and disarmed them, but we have failed in the liberation of Europe; we have lost the war!"

How right the outspoken General was..
General Patton Knew the Russian could not be trusted.
by O. W. Tongueincheek January 28, 2022
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patton sanders

Patton Sanders is the smallest bean you will EVER see. He is known to make a LOT of dad jokes
"I'm just so happy you made A DAD JOKE!"
"you're acting like Patton Sanders"
by Virgil Sanders8284 June 29, 2019
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Patton

Is everyone's dad, and we are all his kiddos. Is the purest person to exist. Loves cats despite being allergic. Also dogs. Lots of dogs. Always trying to make everyone happy. Lots of dad jokes
Patton: "You deserve a 'Pat on' the back for that one!"
Logan:"Did you just make a pun on your name?"
by Iznightwing March 5, 2019
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