cholo parade

When every Mexican in the greater Chicago area straps Mexican flags to their white SUVs and dives around beeping the horn.

"Hey Rick, there's a massive cholo parade all up and down North Avenue. Is it Mexican New Year?"

by braeez September 15, 2023

parade bae

Parade bae is a term meaning your life partner that your will fuck on a daily, kiss and cuddle and make babies with

“Her Jeremiah have you made her your parade bae yet”

Jeremiah: “no not yet but soon”

by ~UnknownblackQueen March 14, 2020

Parade Candy

1. Any candy that is found on the street and then consumed; does not necessarily have have to originate from a parade.

2. Picking up a hooker from a notorious prostitution boulevard.

1. That tootsie roll on the ground is still fairly unopened, love me some parade candy.

2. Griff was feeling horny so he drove down to North Ave. looking to score some parade candy

by LordBelvedere July 19, 2011

booby parade

Just tittys all up and down the street.

Hey guys! There's a booby parade in town this evening. Who's in?

by Shi-Thead December 7, 2021

Procrastinator Parade

Something (usually a project of some kind) you tend to dread early and when it comes, since you've been putting off prep work, you will suffer from a variety of bad times.

That project that was due later this month has become a Procrastinator Parade for all the employees.

by R.Ost June 19, 2023

Piggy Parade

A bachelorette party. Espscially when these chicken heads, none of which are attractive, run around town with candy necklaces and straws that look like wieners.

Q. Did you see that group of skanks?
A. Yes. I saw the Piggy Parade pass through a few minutes ago.

by Dirtiest One-David February 28, 2009

You could screw up a chinese parade

When some one is excessively disorganized or substantially confuses a situation such that their actions could be compared to the apparent chaos of a Chinese parade.

Son: (forgets to do homework, arrives late home, accidentally falls off skateboard and breaks ankle, is late for work and his teacher from school expresses concern about his lack of preparation in class.)

Father: son, no offense but you could screw up a Chinese parade!

by The only big Mike January 2, 2019