Annual Thanksgiving tradition that has taken place in the Big Apple for nearly 100 years. Giant balloons, tons of marching bands, clowns, floats, fun stuff :) Event is annually televised on NBC.
Rando #1: How was your Thanksgiving?
Rando #2: I spent the morning watching the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade and then ate some delicious turkey and watched football.
Rando #1: Sounds like a very wholesome holiday!
Rando #2: I spent the morning watching the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade and then ate some delicious turkey and watched football.
Rando #1: Sounds like a very wholesome holiday!
by jay gee December 02, 2022
When some one is excessively disorganized or substantially confuses a situation such that their actions could be compared to the apparent chaos of a Chinese parade.
Son: (forgets to do homework, arrives late home, accidentally falls off skateboard and breaks ankle, is late for work and his teacher from school expresses concern about his lack of preparation in class.)
Father: son, no offense but you could screw up a Chinese parade!
Father: son, no offense but you could screw up a Chinese parade!
by The only big Mike January 03, 2019
Taking 7-12 capsules of Kratom, preferably supernova from the smoke shop on middlebelt and ann arbor trail
We are hosting a parade at 7.
by The sickiest guy alive February 09, 2015
Something (usually a project of some kind) you tend to dread early and when it comes, since you've been putting off prep work, you will suffer from a variety of bad times.
That project that was due later this month has become a Procrastinator Parade for all the employees.
by R.Ost June 20, 2023
by Wolfgang40014 August 29, 2018
Having sexual intercourse in a vehicle whilest in the middle of a very severe storm such as a hurricane,tornado,earthquake,or blizzard
by CHECKMARKBILL9 October 11, 2018
Whenever someone honks a horn from a vehicle, such as a bus horn or car horn, and plays it in a melody.
John: "Daniel, did you hear about what the bus driver did?"
Daniel: "No, what'd he do?"
John: "He did a honk parade of the song 'Jingle Bells' by James Lord Pierpoint!"
Daniel: "No, what'd he do?"
John: "He did a honk parade of the song 'Jingle Bells' by James Lord Pierpoint!"
by Brainless Maniac October 13, 2024