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Stash Pad

1. A place where a man stores his mistress hidden away from his wife (if he has the means).

Can also be:

2. I place where you hide your assets, your thousands of boxes of Yaoi, all of the medicine you never took when you were supposed to, and all of the guns and motorcycles you call your "children."
def 1.

Charlie: Sir Acktinson, since we are away from the other guests, how are you and Mrs. Bianca?

Dick: Oh my! She is the light to my dark, frigid soul. She was delighted to see the stash pad I made up for her.

Charlie: *Laughs* You've made it clear that she wasn't to take pictures of it? You know how young women are.

Dick: *Sigh* She is a discreet young lady. She's smart enough to know the consequences of displaying her gifts to her "web followers," otherwise I would have stashed someone else.

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def 2.

Mom: Hey rich bitch. Gimme $20k for me and your dad's vacation. We wanna go to Martha's Vineyard.
Johannes: Sorry mom. I'm broke at school, remember? I had to pay for it myself.
Mom: Oh. Srry then. I thought you had an engineering job?
Johannes: I do! It doesn't pay as much as you'd think.
Mom: Lol srry boo. Good luck wit school. Loves

Johannes: 20k for Martha's? Are they nuts?

*secretly has 2 million in his stash pad from owning his secret tech company*
by collegeh00k3r August 27, 2016
mugGet the Stash Padmug.

fap pad

Bro I don’t use my cell phone to fap I use my fap pad
by Dan Deweese June 2, 2018
mugGet the fap padmug.

rona pad

A discarded face mask
On the way into Walmart, the parking lot was filled with rona pads.
by Chochain January 27, 2021
mugGet the rona padmug.

sky pad

Pass me the sky pad you crackpot
by Fergal Pieman October 11, 2007
mugGet the sky padmug.

Swag pads

A hockey goalie's pads that have a design or color pattern that shows off the goalies swag.
jimmy: hey johnny look at that goalies swag pads!
Johnny: ya with pads like those theres no denying his swag.
by thepowerhouse21 May 8, 2011
mugGet the Swag padsmug.

Brillo pads

Cool; slang meaning something that is good or fine. Usually used by youths.
Person 1: I’m stockpiling food so that when Brexit happens I won’t starve.
Person 2: Brillo pads, can I have some?
by Wibblywobblywhoo February 22, 2019
mugGet the Brillo padsmug.

maxi-pad

An apartment or house that has been tricked out like on "CRIBS".
Art: "Dude, you were over at Gilly's place last night, is it really the Maxi-pad he says it is?"
Evan: "Dude, it's whack! He could play baseball in his bathroom and has a hot tub big enough for 10 people plus one!"
by g-othermal October 18, 2008
mugGet the maxi-padmug.

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