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Putin

Genius.
President (Dick tator) of russia.

God.

Religion.

Put in.
Путин (putin)is a бог (god)

Da (yes)
by S7UP1D May 2, 2020
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Putin

Vladdy daddy please don’t do anything to us!

Vladdy dadd: Putin
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Putin

Non-medical term for a micro-penis.

A man with a statistically smaller penis or genitals.

A dick of small stature.
She really liked the guy, but they broke up after things got physical a she saw that he had a Putin.

It is rumored Amazon billionaire Jeff Bezos built a large phallic rocket for space travel to psychologically compensate for his Putin.
by Conejo Macbunny March 18, 2022
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Putin Paradigm

A term synonymous with a Napoleonic Complex, also known as Little Man Syndrome.
Person 1: Did you just see that ripped guy in the souped up, loud pickup truck rev his engine and flip off that guy pushing his child in a stroller for no apparent reason and then peel out and speed off and cut off another car on the neighborhood street?

Person 2: Yeah, he must have a Putin Paradigm.
by Thatoneguy5678 March 7, 2022
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Putin

Dude, you're such a Putin!
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Russia’s nickname for Dana Rohrabacher
Putin’s favorite congressman hired Jordan Thomas Cooper making him the first African-American speechwriter for his district.
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Pack a Putin

When you stub your toe then threaten the world with nuclear annihilation
Some mofo cut me off in traffic today so I decided to pack a Putin and put my nuclear arsenal on high alert
by Vladimir Foreskin March 2, 2022
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