gash pump

To temporarily inflate vaginal lips using a suction action sex toy made for the purpose.

Sex was great last night, susie well gash pumped her minge

by Jukeboxjohnnie January 28, 2015

Pump Attendant

Yeah you know, the old crotchety fucks that are just waiting to die but can’t afford to be all the way retired so they get a job that requires as little effort as possible.

That pump attendant chewed my ass for leaving my car running while pumping my gas.

by Ditzler’s Customs July 23, 2018

thump and pump

When you have a quickie in the back seat while filling up with gas

"Dude, my date last night paid for gas and we did a thump and pump."

by Unicorn Snuggie October 19, 2013

Lil’ Pump

Proof that it is possible for humans to devolve.

“Hey, did you hear about Lil’ Pump’s new song? It’s totally epi-“

“Ew, no, he literally has no talent.”

by Krasnaya September 28, 2018

pumping pink

The act of throttling a vagina. Thrusting in and out like a piston on a pickup truck.

Bro, Me and John were out at the club on Saturday. We met up with some females and lets just say by the end of the night, we were pumping pink until the sun came up.

by Whale? February 25, 2015

Pumped into the Donkey

A sound beating of one football team by another, by four goals to one.

Did you see the game yesterday? England were pure Pumped into the Donkey by Germany!!!

by Steven_McCrory June 28, 2010

Semen Pump

A girl that sucks your dick and your wallet dry.

Rachel is a semen pump. My balls are drained and so is my bank account.

by Eaton Holgoode January 30, 2018