2B properness is...
"to be, or not to be,"quintessential postmodern expression of positive creativity
"to be, or not to be,"quintessential postmodern expression of positive creativity
he has 2B properness
by avesta August 2, 2010
Get the 2B properness mug.You lift up your shirt, wear your pants backward, do a handstand, and take a big shit through your zipper hole. Then you ask your mother once she is finished with her dinner if she could kindly wash your nutsack.
Hey man, I just took the biggest shit of my life.
Did you make sure to lift up your shirt? Its a common courtesy thing.
No, I wasn't properly shitting.
*GASP*
Did you make sure to lift up your shirt? Its a common courtesy thing.
No, I wasn't properly shitting.
*GASP*
by SpectralCuckSlayer February 2, 2018
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A person spontaneously and anonymously who defecates in public areas. The areas are chosen for the greatest visual and olfactory effect upon the observer, for example:
1. Water fountains
2. Public Pools and the Beach
3. Dressing Rooms.
4. Ex girlfriends mailbox.
Also see Poop Phantom
1. Water fountains
2. Public Pools and the Beach
3. Dressing Rooms.
4. Ex girlfriends mailbox.
Also see Poop Phantom
1. " Mommy I want a drink of...WHAAAAAAAAAAA...the phantom pooper...WHAAAAAAAAA! "
2. "Great day for a swim...what's that floating by your face? OMG! " The Phantom Pooper had struck again.
3. " Don't these pants look great...whats that smell?"
4. " Phantom pooper? Listen lady I don't care why your bill is late...just pay it.
2. "Great day for a swim...what's that floating by your face? OMG! " The Phantom Pooper had struck again.
3. " Don't these pants look great...whats that smell?"
4. " Phantom pooper? Listen lady I don't care why your bill is late...just pay it.
by Global Feetus April 10, 2007
Get the phantom pooper mug.Scotty came out of the bathroom discouraged and distended because the endless stream of gents using the public toilets meant he couldn't do his business. Scotty is a shy pooper.
Shy poopers live in fear of bowel blockers.
Shy poopers live in fear of bowel blockers.
by benthered October 20, 2013
Get the SHY POOPER mug.A Booty ass Fortnite sweat who is 9 and hasn't seen grass before. There are numerous reports of Pooper Floppers going outside and screaming as they aren't used to the sun and because they are confused as to what grass is. they are usually seen at Walmart with fortnite clothing on and buying sweat pants daily as the washing machine won't clean their sweaty ass booty shit clothing fast as they can sweat and ruin their clothing.
by Booty Ass kid July 4, 2021
Get the Pooper Flooper mug.Woman: Oh my god! Did you see Nick? He's so hot I would let him do terrible dirty things to me. He's pooper hot.
Man: In the pooper? It's still going to hurt you know.
Woman: Irrelevant to his hotness.
Man: In the pooper? It's still going to hurt you know.
Woman: Irrelevant to his hotness.
by Balloonchief April 22, 2011
Get the Pooper Hot mug.A promiscuous person who doesn't belong to one person romantically, despite being claimed by one or more individuals. This person has a reputation for sleeping with various individuals and belongs to anyone who is willing to give them a good time.
"Hey Girl, I heard you were dating Allen. Well I'm here to inform you that he is community property and I wouldn't get my hopes on anything serious with him."
by RAGTAGFAG December 18, 2014
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