Proper Joest

Like Joest but made properly.
In a toaster.
With wide slots.

Proper Joest should be put in the toaster, not put under the grill you maniac!

by MissMadz October 16, 2019

Proper Dodgy

Used to describe something, generally a person, who is suspicious or weird. If a proper dodgy person approaches you, you should run. They will come after you.

That man in the van outside looks proper dodgy...

by spaghettimanthemeteor March 29, 2020

Proper Gandalf

Proper Gandalf
Synonym: Serendipity... the right place at the right time.

A wizard is never late he arrives precisely when he needs to.

That were proper Gandalf lad, you showing up when you did.

by Vemtrex September 10, 2020

Proper Grammar

something that nobody ever uses Proper Grammar is when you don’t use slang in sentences, or incorrect spelling.

if your writing something you shouldn’t say:
Hewoooo thx for reading hope youa enjoyed!
Instead: Hello, thanks for reading this hope you enjoyed!
that’s proper grammar.

Person: Why didn’t you come to school yesterday??
Person 2: cuz i was sicky sicky why did u ask meh?
Person: wha- use proper grammar.

by Enter Your Pseudonym Here April 20, 2022

Properness Etiquette System

An old, extensive series of social norms and expectations that indicate what types of behaviors and social practices are and are not acceptable in various social situations. A majority of the rules employed in the modern properness system come from medieval times and were first created in Europe. There are different rules for males and females, regarding how they are to treat each other and behave in each other’s presences; what gender an individual identifies as determines which gender type of rules they are expected to follow. Many of the rules are out of date with times and tend to be quite biased against the poor, women, LGBTQ people, people with disabilities and other species.

The properness etiquette system is in urgent need of reform in order to make it more up to date with the times, more effective, and less biased against various populations.

by Vanguard 1998 March 20, 2021