Pet-Cucked

The act of someone making a pet love them more than their owner

"I have seen Sam's dog with Isabelle a lot lately"
-"Are you suggesting..."
"Yes, I think Sam is being Pet-Cucked"

by CosmicPond January 8, 2020

Pet T-Rex

A slang term for the male penis

Joe: Yo I heard that Seth got quite the Pet T-Rex

Bill: Nah his dick is small for his size

by xGreen January 14, 2020

Pet Veepe

A Pet veepe is a particular thing that charms or incites a feeling of joy or amusement every time. (Opposite of a "Pet peeve").

One of my pet veepes is the sound of a harp, being played live, in person.

by JWD53xstNewtn April 30, 2020

pet sandal

say fuck it and get a pet sandal

bro i just got a pet sandal

by retarded crusader August 8, 2020

Pet Rat

A Name to call your close friend as a joke

He’s My Pet Rat Now, Back The Fuck Up

by clown.jj November 7, 2020

Pet'n

Pretending to be (by acting) intelligent when one's conduct is blatantly stupid. Feigning ignorance when in fact one has no choice...being genuinely ignorant and/or stupid. Lying about things which the entire audience knows to be false, yet one is doggedly devoted to the course of deception...for reasons no will ever understand.

I was talking to Ed again and he has not changed one bit over the years--he is still Pet'n.

by LDO2110 March 22, 2021

Pet irrelevant romantic preference

Aka. P.I.R.P.; When an individual is romantically attracted to people regardless of whether or not they want and or have pets

Jenise is romantically attracted to other people regardless of whether or not they have pets. She has a pet irrelevant romantic preference.

by Vanguard 1998 April 2, 2021