Skip to main content

penice

Two or more penises, at the same location simultaneously.
Sean suckes penice, he is a slut, because otherwise, he would only be sucking one cock (particularly Patrick Moschiano's).
mugGet the penice mug.

penise

Zakainen's feeble attempt at communicating with humans.
Zakainen@#aochat: Zakainen says, 'Penise.'
by Renko June 18, 2004
mugGet the penise mug.

Pendleton

A pot hole on the Earth where no one wants to live and most of the population is druggies, potheads and skanks. Also no one can manage to stay away for good for some stupid goddamn reason
You see that shit hole town.? Yeah that's totally a Pendleton.
by Dscrazybiatch April 6, 2017
mugGet the Pendleton mug.
Exactly what it says
Some douchebag: are you and that other guy gay?
Me: No, we're just guys who stick their penises in other guy's butt holes, huge difference
Some douchebag: I see no difference
Me: It's cuz we say NO HOMO so that makes it straight. Then we go back to fucking girls right in the pussy
by jacob256 November 5, 2014
mugGet the guys who stick their penises in other guy's butt holes mug.

Pendleton

1. A town in North-eastern Oregon. Famous for the Pendleton Round-up, the rodeo on turf. And the Let'er Buck room.

2. A tasty, tasty whiskey.
I was in Pendleton sipping some Pendleton and totally got grouped in the Let'er Buck room.
by Dubbs_A_Dilly August 20, 2008
mugGet the Pendleton mug.

penilties

Word that a noob forum spammer, AKA bigdawg007, says when he means penalties and hasnt recieved a proper education to know how to spell.
~celebration penilties~
anyone see the terrible officiating in the georgia/lsu game. never been much of a offciating debater but, the out come of any game should never be affected by a bad call and there was two at the end of that game,SEC OFFICIATING IS FRIGIN TERRIBLE,learns the difference between celabrating with your teammates and taunting, which is what that rule is for anyways you friggin idiots,good game LSU an UGA,to bad the officials got in the way
by Blacksleaf October 4, 2009
mugGet the penilties mug.

If penises could walk

An expression used to describe situations in which the aforementioned event could never occur, ie. something that is very, very, very, very unlikely to happen.
If penises could walk, I could get laid every night this week.
by PeppersandBrilaina123 October 3, 2016
mugGet the If penises could walk mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email