Pat the pony

Give up an idea/scheme as unworkable, esp. due to expense involved. From an incident where pony rides were offered, but were too expensive, so the child involved was told that she could "pat the pony" instead.

"This looks really good!"
"But look at the price!"
"Ah...oh dear. Never mind, I guess we'll pat the pony on that one."

by gorgeouslystupid May 25, 2008

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pat e

1. to take a fat L
2. to be bad at a game; a bot
3. to masturbate

1. make you really took a pat e just now
2. what a pat e smh
3. have you patted ur e today?

by aramdana April 27, 2019

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pat bonner

a euphemism for male masturbation (alt. of 'pat the boner')

Okay, man, g2g, i'm gonna pat the bonner some and then get some sleep.

by Jesus Hitler Christ April 30, 2004

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pecker pat

An extremely painful action done to an unsuspecting male. Involves the rapid slapping of the region between the legs with the back of the hand. Often performed by assholes who think they're being funny (or friendly, in which case the victim should run, if able.)

"Jesus Christ, what the fuck is wrong with you, you stupid asshole?"
"My grandpa enjoyed it."

by cpoc December 09, 2003

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Pat McAfee

The baddest motherfucker on this earth. Kicks balls and skulls and makes NXT Undisputed Era look like a bunch of stooges. Pat's yinzer blood allows him to drink copious amounts of alcohol and smoke a lot of vitamins. Keep your eyes peeled for when he swings his massive HAMMER DAHN!!!

Pat McAfee then kicked that stooge Adam Cole in his chin so hard that Adam's soul left his body, not wanting to be associated with such a bitchass loser.

Pat McAfee's dominance has been witnessed by millions... AND MILLIONS!!!

by Shamaster78 December 04, 2020

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