paedophile

someone who pervs on little girls and boys for their own benefit and someone who goes for girls in the 7th grade and cries over it later.

“Hey you know that guy paedophile right?”
“Who, Ayaan?”
“Yeah that guy”

by bobbbiiee March 7, 2021

padonkles

a word that means to hit someone in the head creating the "doink" sound with a paddle

hey jeff! im about to padonkles you if ya don't mind
idk

by pikopie March 20, 2021

Palcohol

powdered alcohol

Palcohol is finally on the market!

by Sugaboo June 20, 2021

Palcohol

SSRI

I didn’t know you can get palcohol on a Rx..

by Sugaboo June 20, 2021

Paedoisms

The word to generalise most paedophilic activities and also used as a definition of paedophiles religion.

"I heard that group of dudes are into assorted of paedoisms"
"Those nonce's are into paedoism"

by IrishKali October 14, 2021

Paedon

A kind, gentle man with a heart too big for his body. When you meet a paedon the first thing you’ll notice is their welcoming embrace. They make sure to include everyone, and no matter what you’ll always be comfortable. He has a striking smile and a energy that attracts almost anyone he meets. A paedon can either be super social or very quiet, either way once you get to know them they are truly amazing.

“Do you know any paedons?”

“Yeah! That guy is sick!”

by Someemofroggie November 17, 2021

PAIDophile

If someone rips you off (can apply to price gouging like the PS5, and other popular items) it makes them a PAIDophile! This is supposed to be a new slur! You go tell someone that they are ripping you off, and then call them a PAIDophile, and then explain what a PAIDophile is to them!

That PAIDophile ripped me off! What a piece of excrement!

by Janegro August 16, 2021