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P-ness

A noun that describes the level of statistical significance of a scientific study, or P-value. A small P-ness (low P-value) means that the study is very statistically significant.
Dr. Willie Cox: "I'd like to congratulate Dr. Peter Johnson, who worked in collaboration with Dr. Richard Wiener and Dr. John Thomas, on a phenomenal research publication. With a P-value of 0.0000001, I can definitively say to everyone that Dr. Johnson has perhaps the smallest P-ness I've ever seen in my life. Dr. Johnson, I hereby bestow upon you the title 'tiny P-ness guy' and hope everyone calls you that to honor you for the rest of your career."
Dr. Peter Johnson: "Uh thanks...I guess. Please don't call me that."
by Nicholas D December 10, 2020
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P.T.D

PTD (post-Tour depression) is a common pathological ailment amongst young British students that are in a state of mental and physical recovery after a frivolous week of self-debauchery and entertainment. It is common and needs to be addressed by further alcohol consumption, extended periods of sleep or repeated crying.
I'm suffering from P.T.D, I can't get out of bed and all I want is some Sangria
by The PTD Doctor May 9, 2011
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P!ATD

when i say shotgun, you say wedding.
by laura~~!!~ September 10, 2005
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p_o

Obviously, a classy smiley with a monocle.
Sam: p_o
Sam: Now THAT'S classy.
by Jessicuh September 14, 2008
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P.C.I.

(Post-Crap Irritation) The itchy/ burning sensation you get after you take a shit.
Mickey, I think I have a little P.C.I. right now!
by frankie fiore February 28, 2008
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p squared (P^2)

(noun)
abbreviation for:
1) POWER OF THE PUMPUM

2) POWER OF THE PUSSY

When a lady tries to seduce a man for her personal gain.
She would offer vice, or even sex so that a man would put forth effort or finances.

Most of the times, the men involved are unaware of the female's intent, so most men fall prey
examples of p squared (P^2)

1) Alice pretends to like her classmate Bob, and shows interest giving him the impression that he could get vice, or sex. in return she expects help with school work or have him do her school work for her.

2) Shaniqa has sex with Paul so he could purchase a house and car for her

3) a girl would give a fella d slight touch, to get him to buy lunch for her.
by TRUTH-MAN-LOL November 13, 2011
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p' awkward

To be pudgy and awkward. Popularized by the comedian Mike Birbiglia
I’m pudgy cause I eat- I’m pudgy cause I’m fat.
I eat a lot pizza then I stuff it in your hat.
I’m also awkward too. I’ll make fun of your zoo.
I think that it’s genetic cause my brother’s awkward too.
This is why this is why this is why I’m p' awkward.
by Conbus71 February 16, 2008
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