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easy bake oven 

A fusty slut. Fustey being fucking busted (get it?). Her Muffin shop is always open, therefore being easily impregnated. Derivitive of the term "having a bun in the oven"
They usually have no standards.
That bitch is such an easy bake oven, she'll fuck anyone that shows interest.

The man was distraught to find out his wife is an easy bake oven, after the paternity tests.

douch oven

like a dutch oven, but with a new name.

farting in the bed, and trapping somebody else under the covers.
we trapped zoe under the covers and gave her a douch oven.
douch oven by Georgebentom November 2, 2008

Baby Dutch Oven 

The baby or toddler version of a Dutch Oven in which said toddler releases a large amount of gas inside of sealed footie pajamas to wait for the unsuspecting victim (i.e. parent or babysitter) This is typically followed up by an evil grin from the child knowing someone has fallen prey.
"Tommy needs changed, can you take care of that?" *unzip* "Oh man! Baby Dutch Oven."
Baby Dutch Oven by Crosshare February 5, 2010

Easy Bake Dutch Oven 

a sly and sure way of executing the "Dutch Oven." Before getting out of bed you let out a fart, containing it under the blankets. you then get out of bed, careful not to let your fart escape. You then turn on the light, your spouses first reaction is to pull the blankets over their head. Easy to execute and never fails!
Jolene and Wade are laying in bed. Wade lets out a gut wrenching fart and sneaks out of bed. hes then walks to the light and turns it on, jolene screams and pulls the blanket over her head. wade is officially an asshole. and jolene had been easy bake dutch ovened.
Easy Bake Dutch Oven by SML378 January 7, 2011

Dutch Oven 

the way in which the Dutch cook their foods by trapping them under the covers and farting on them.
I just cooked up some lutefisk in the dutch oven. want some?
Dutch Oven by chuckybubbles May 19, 2010

Turkish Oven

Taking a dump in bed and trapping your partner in the sheets - like a Dutch Oven....with extreme prejudice.
I gave Emily a Turkish Oven... didn't think she would be into it.
Turkish Oven by Zwolski January 1, 2011