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open a vein

to be so bored or irritated by a situation or another person, that you start thinking how nice it would be to open a vein and slowly drift away, just to get out of your current monotonous situation.
You have Ms. Jones for English class too? That class is so fucking boring it makes me want to open a vein.
open a vein by GlitterDawg May 17, 2016

Open Relationship 

An open relationship is a relationship where one person does not own the other. The couple are not exclusively seeing each other and although sex is usually kept between the two, they can date, flirt and hook up with other people should they wish to do so. In a true open relationship the couple will be fully honest with each other. They will not get pissed at each other for stupid things such as not ringing the day before, wearing a slutty top, passing out cold in a club, kissing that lesbian in the lift. Infact they will just love each other for who they are and support each other through times of need. Although other people will say they are sluts and it will never work, they onlys say this because they are jealous. In the end the couple will get bored of seeing other people because they realise they are the best two out there. Then they get married and have beautiful children. And retire together in Goa.
"is he whipped by his girlfriend"

"no man, he's in an open relationship"

Open Beta 

Open Beta is the stage of devolopment where you have to Pre-Purchase the game to have the privelege to test it for any final bugs.
"Pre-Purchase for OPEN BETA EARLY ACESS" - Overwatch, Blizzard
Open Beta by Aviatic August 5, 2016
Word of the Day on August 10, 2016

open ass 

Used to describe the scent eminating from a man's ass who obviously has a serious medical condition. Also a by-product of irritable bowel syndrome, this condition can also lead to sharting.
Dude, you smell like open ass. What crawled up there and died?
open ass by athffan October 1, 2006

Open-ended 

In poker, four cards in a row that need either one higher or lower to complete a straight. (_,6,7,8,9,_)

Opposite of gut-shot (four out of five cards in a row that are missing the center number).

Open-ended straight draws have better odds because there are eight cards that can make your straight. Gut-shots are less likely to suceed because there are only four cards that can help you.
I was chip leader and open-ended. I didn't want the guy to double up, but he was like all-in with the blind, so I called it and caught the 5 on the river. Busted his pocket rockets.
Open-ended by Coell December 28, 2005

open faced roastbeef sandwich 

pussy, beaver, moose knuckles, camel toe
He buried his face in her open faced roastbeef sandwich