one-eyed chicken

male genitalia

-did you choke the one-eyed chicken last night?
-no. i choked it this morning.

by threeblindmice January 12, 2009

One Eyed Dennis

The act of inserting a joint with a bot on the end of it rather than using the usual cigarette, which is followed by inhaling this most blinding gas.

Oh yeah come on, were about to brew a one eyed dennis

by MS58894 June 22, 2011

One Eyed Crabcake

Another word for a nasty vagina.

Bill: Did you hook up with Stacy?
Ted: You mean the one with the one eyed crabcake?
Bill: yea...

by ChillBilly75 December 20, 2011

one eyed goat

It is a variation of the goat where the balls and penis are tucked back and the man bends over and he also spreads his butt cheeks. It now resembles a goat with one eye. aka whinking goat.

No one expected Roger to throw a one eyed goat in Jason's direction, making Roger the winner.

by igmyog03 March 4, 2009

One eyed Snake

The long object between the male's legs. The long is usually the better

Shit that one eyes snake is long!

God Go the Snake!!! *moans*

by mysterious_writa October 24, 2004

Dick, the one eyed wonder stick

Russel the one eyed muscle

Dick, the one eyed wonder stick and I enjoy our exiting little moments alone together

by Loren999 November 29, 2009

one-eyed Charlie

A vehicle with one headlight out.

Driving on the road, you see a car with one of its headlights out. Your passenger shouts, "Check out that one-eyed Charlie!"

by detection March 12, 2010