Top-Shelf Cunt

A woman who doesn’t go “below the waist”.

My partner is a top-shelf cunt.

by Leland451 November 24, 2021

Shelf

The appearance of full glutes from top to bottom. An ass that looks like you could sit a cup on it.

“Yeah my girl has a whole shelf from working out in the gym.”

by Imadethisbc October 27, 2022

Cum shelf

A nice set of boobs.

Look at her cum shelf.

by Helixfire March 3, 2016

Shelfing

When a person comes up behind a female and places their arms around them in a hug, the arms are placed under the bosom and are squeeze so the breasts bounce up a bit.

The dirty old man was shelfing his younger friend.

by H. D. Mort March 25, 2021

Self-Shelf

When you put a dildo on a shelf and then open and close it over and over again to fuck your own ass

"What were you doing last night?"
"Self-Shelf"
"Aw Peter, that's nasty"

by ShinyBauble618 December 28, 2023

shelf is so cool

Used when describing the app Shelf

"Have you installed Shelf"
"Yeah, Shelf is so cool"

by tttaaaarr July 26, 2023

shelf shuffle

The hassle of moving items on a shelf in the fridge so one can pull out an item that is trapped behind all others.

Of course the milk is at the very back of my fridge when I want to eat my bowl of cereal.....fuck the shelf shuffle, I'll just use orange juice...

by phish phood December 28, 2010