Swan Topping

A blood sport involving the throwing of a throwable cutting implement at a swimming flock of swans, with the aim to decapitate as many as possible

Hey Billy, I was planning on disposing of a few old circular saw blades, ..wanna make a game of it with a round of swan topping?

by willybrrreeeen May 25, 2022

bot swan

The output of the removal of "a", decapitalazation of "B", and separation of "bot", and "swan" in "Botswana"

"Why don't we revolt against the government and make bot swans?"
"That's a terrible idea."

by XXaannaallaanniiaanothehe March 14, 2024

swaggy swan

A person who is very cool and looks cool

THAT GUY FINN IS A SWAGGY SWAN

by RandomHalf January 13, 2023

Silver Swan

The epitome of knowledge and finess, capabale of dropping logs off and going

DC: Wait whats that floating in the River Itchen
AE Thats defo either a contrete slab or a Second world war era sea mine
MH: shut up andi you wad of cheese
ZS: Nah thats a log from the silver swan you can tell by lack of paper

by DEICER March 27, 2023

Black Swan

When a girl gets come onto by someone she thought was a friend. Caught in unawareness, they are like a deer in the headlights against this onslaught of surprise homesexuality

The other day I was hanging out with Katie and she black swanned me. I don't think we should be alone anymore.

by bronson1810 June 4, 2016

Swans Doe

Sacrilegious hookers on the run.

Damn, look at that swans doe in those jeans.

by thefuckowhocametotheparty October 15, 2011

Swan

1. (noun) Slang term describing a complicated situation in a professional setting, where there is an uncountable amount of bullshit coming one's way (usually served in a silver platter as a disguise). "Swan" is a term generally used by the receiver to discretely complain about the disguised bullshit that is being at play in the office.

2. (noun) Slang term for something/someone unattractive but somehow became very attractive on the outside, but still ugly inside.

3. (continuous verb) swanning -
When a person (usually a boss) is feeding you an uncountable amount bullshit and pretending to be nice.

4. (noun) swan lake -
When a team of people using swan tactics to cycle bullshit around, becoming a show of disguised pretty bullshit dancing around.

Supervisor to You: You've been working late lately, so hardworking and doing such a good job. If you can, why don't you finish these as well before you go? It would be a great help, thanks.
You: Okay.
Supervisor to Boss: He/she is very inefficient, always have to stay late to finish, if he/she listens it wouldn't be so much time waste. Time is money.
You: (WTF!) So much SWAN!!!

by Truth_Hurts_Son December 15, 2020