Moister Than an Oyster

To be moister than an oyster

Girl, you make me moister than an oyster.

by MoistMan April 26, 2015

prairie oyster

A prairie oyster is a bull testicle (not COW testicle, since FEMALES DO NOT HAVE TESTICLES!). It's a delicacy of the western and mid-western, semi-arid grasslands of North America (basically everywhere cattle are bought and sold).

To my understanding, they are quite good when double-battered and deep-fried in butter, generally mixed with sauteed vegetables or whatever else you heart desires. Being from the prairies myself, I find that they are quite tasty when eaten with sauteed mushrooms and beef gravy.

The local restaurant sells the finest prairie oysters in all Alberta.

by Rob B. from Canada September 23, 2008

shoot an oyster

When ya blast a huge fart, along with a hunk o' poo.

Fuck! I gotta go back to the car. I shot an oyster on that last one.

by jojo August 24, 2004

outback oysters

An Australian delicacy; sheep or kangaroo balls. Probably used more to scare tourists than as actual food.

"Shall we throw a couple of outback oysters on the barbie for you, mate?"

by j-ster September 2, 2006

Oestur

When you turn on a lamp or a light switch and an electric monster comes out and attacks people, and only eats people with short spiky hair and bushy eye brows.

Bella- "Omg that oestur just snapped up jacob"
Edward-"yes!"

by PrettyFlyForAWi-Fi September 12, 2011

oyster cracker

an over-worn pantyliner that smells like the dumpster behind Long John Silvers

I think Jane has an oyster cracker in her dungarees...someone open a window.

by AJ Elk January 11, 2012

OsterJesus

A dude who is all of the following:

1. God
2. A very "ballin" individual
3. Good in the sack
5. A freak in bed
6. Someone who's very genuine
7. Someone who looks out for others
8. Someone who cares bout everyone
9. Someone who puts others before himself
10. Smart than he looks
11. Pulls all the the bitches

I wish I was OsterJesus.

by Bandwidth June 11, 2014