Ohio
Ohio, also known as the Florida of the Midwest, is a living fever dream. When I visited Ohio, me and my family slept in the local Mcdonald's parking lot at 12:00 am while waiting for an Uber. I saw a mf order food through the drive through on his hoverboard. An elderly man nearly ran over me on his motorcycle while I watched the man next to me pee in the dumpster. Never go to Ohio.
Ohio, the most goofy ahh location in the US.
Person 1: "Yo bro I once went to Ohio and my dad got jumped by a band of Ikea employees with kangaroos."
Person 2: "Only in Ohio."
Person 1: "Yo bro I once went to Ohio and my dad got jumped by a band of Ikea employees with kangaroos."
Person 2: "Only in Ohio."
Ohio by CertifiedBallsJuggler68659708 May 31, 2024
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