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novidoosh

A term of endearment directed towards people with the name "Novid." It combines the name "Novid" with a variant of the word "douche." You ask, "Why isn't it Novidouche?" My answer: f you, it's my word.
Novidoooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh, chetori aghah!@!@!??//
by Hiva November 27, 2004
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novicheese

Novicheese is another word for novii, except its got even more swag and coolness to anyone who uses it in novice debate
the novicheese defeated the other varsity debater with his cheesiness and his cheese.
by THE NOVISTER October 19, 2013
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Nomicide

1. The word used to describe the act of homicide commited by domesticated pets, usually pampered/spoilt cats, who aren't fed on schedule

2. A fictional method of suicide in the lolcats universe where forgetful owners/humans forget to or don't feed a pet due to their attention being occupied by something meaningless or trivial.

The Pet in question, usually tempermental cat, murders their owner/s in a horrible,bloody and often VERY messy death.
A woman comes home to find the mutilated body of her teenage son on the living room floor, the look of terror on his face, blood splattered across his cloths, the walls, ceiling, floor & computer screen which displays the images of an M.M.O.R.P.G

Looking down at the floor, the cat can be seen looking at its handy work waging its tail in disproval of its former owners poor judgement, turning its head, the cat looks at the woman and meows in a short innocent sounding tone implying its innosence despite the obvious blood stains visible in its furr.

- Nomicide
by mad_jack June 27, 2010
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Novin

A Thicc ass man that goes to Johs and is thicc wit 2 c's
Wow Novin is thicc
by Novinnnn mmmhhh September 12, 2019
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Noticed

Clothing line deisgned by blogging sensations Anastasia Kingsnorth, Saffron Barker & More.
I’m obsessed with my new dress from
noticed. I think Saffron Barker made it!
by YesBitchImmaChica June 29, 2019
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Novie

An ol' fart with a saggy ass and an extremely huge cock!
golly gee! you were pounded by a novie?
by jimmy88927 April 23, 2008
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Novichok

A group of nerve gases developed in a top secret program by the Russian military. The Novichok agents are said to be even more powerful than VX and no one but the developers of the Novichok agents know the chemical structures, so no antidotes are known. Really scary shit!
I hope that RasPutin is telling his country to get rid of Novichok!
by pentozali November 3, 2014
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