when someone is being inappropriately serious in a otherwise non serious situation, so seriously they threaten violence and serious threats. They often view the internet as very SRYS BUISNSS, and take offense when you are being not school serious on the interwebs. They enjoy taking to a crowd of people that are on the same level of Magedy Seriousness, how often rare that is. Their favorite pastimes are checking Wikipedia for VAGRANTS AND HOOLIGANS as well. Your resistance makes their penis harder.
Man, that dude was a serious maged. Look at the way he pulled that knife on Carlos SpicyWeiner for telling that racist joke. He's a Danger to society, and he's dun goofed!
God I cannot Believe Carlos SpicyWeiner's Girlfriend, she ruined his vacation with all that drama she created with the seriousness. The monthly floodgates must have broken and the red river must be aflowing like the mississipah. i hope this drama doesnt affect this weekend, this maged isnt gonna blow up my fun.
A Maged is a latin slang term for killjoy, so in technicallity its a Serious Killjoy
God I cannot Believe Carlos SpicyWeiner's Girlfriend, she ruined his vacation with all that drama she created with the seriousness. The monthly floodgates must have broken and the red river must be aflowing like the mississipah. i hope this drama doesnt affect this weekend, this maged isnt gonna blow up my fun.
A Maged is a latin slang term for killjoy, so in technicallity its a Serious Killjoy
by HeadMaster Bater July 27, 2010

noun. A covert operative for the Central Intelligence Agency, MI6, and/or Mossad.
Or other unknown state and/or non-state operatives, seeking to maintain the status quo of the military industrial complex.
Or other unknown state and/or non-state operatives, seeking to maintain the status quo of the military industrial complex.
by BonerMasterMick2 May 6, 2021

by Bronx20a December 14, 2016

.9.Blind Individuals Are Always Serious When Adjusting Their Own Underwear When Stressed As Well As Being Under Duress.9.
.9.Blind Individuals Are Always Serious When Adjusting Their Own Underwear When Stressed As Well As Being Under Duress.9.
by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. August 2, 2025

something urban dictionary is not
by thicc boy lizard January 28, 2021

Expresses how important or serious a matter is. It is used to show a higher level of importance than a saying such as "dead ass" or "dead serious."
by Janet&Cassida December 20, 2017

Ishowspeeds slogan, wtf are you doing? stop searching up random things by a racist monkey and go to church you mafaker
*About to win* Ishowspeed: OMG YES YES COME OWN IM SO CLOSE *dies* ishowspeed: ... * huge inhale* Ishowspeed: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAAHAHAHAHAAAHHHHH NOUUUUUU :((((( >:((( *punches moniter* *moniter falls on his head* bro are you serious right now?
by The Undernot July 31, 2023
