Junk Scare

The action of receiving an unwanted dick pic and getting either extremely grossed out or traumatized. (Like an unwanted sudden scary scene aka jump scare)
Girl: dude some guy sent me a dick pic last night and I got a total junk scare
by Kaylenn April 12, 2020
Get the Junk Scare mug.

punk of the junk

when your boyfriend is being a punk and a junk at the same time.
boyfriend- "my name is Roberto and I'm gonna sing songs about your mom all day"
girlfriend- "you are such a punk of the junk"
by cmoneyyyy June 21, 2013
Get the punk of the junk mug.

shadow junk

When clothed male genitals are being by sunlight and create a shadow of the persons genitals and what is now known as shadow junk
Tim and I touched Toby's shadow junk
by Catface2010 August 18, 2010
Get the shadow junk mug.

junk cup

A greeting whereby individuals gently cup each other's genitals with no ostensible sexual intent.
"A high five did not fully express the power of our friendship so now we junk cup instead."
by DoctorPotato September 25, 2011
Get the junk cup mug.

Junk goal

In Ice Hockey, any goal that enters the net that was deflected inadvertently, leading to a score by a player who didn't intend to score a goal. In video games, scoring a point or goal that would have entered the goal on it's own.
Holy Shit! He scored a junk goal with his ass! Ass goal, ass goal! - "Goon" - 2009
by Doombot! August 12, 2015
Get the Junk goal mug.

Junk Bowling

A low bow/junk punch/nut's shot or "shot to the nut's" which is done in the motion of a bowling throw. If done correctly it can be very humorous for everyone in the room, as for the person being punched, they may not be able to have children.
Friend 1 : "hey you ever heard of junk bowling?"
Friend 2 : "no what is it?"
Friend 1 : "here i will show you"

commence into a bowling stride, do the throw. form a fist and punch your friend in the nut's!

may cause fight, or loss of friends...
by bouch207 January 22, 2011
Get the Junk Bowling mug.

junk warmer

It was so cold, I was sure glad I was wearing a junk warmer.
by Bob Velvetta June 29, 2017
Get the junk warmer mug.