Normal

Normal? Normal all depends on society's current definition. Normal is society's accepted limits on a person's occupation, appearance, background, views on life/religion, and personality. Normal is a crock of shit. In a world of nearly 7 billion, the radical differences between all people don't allow for a definition on what is the average human being. Be whoever the hell you want to be, and tell society to shove it up their ass. Stop trying to define, and start trying to live

Moron 1- "See that guy with the weird clothes listening to Indie music with that anarchy sticker on his laptop?"

Moron 2- "Yeah, ew. What a freak."

Guy- "Shove it up your ass. Normal is just a statistic."

by SocialFauxPas May 7, 2011

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When someone presumes you are, or pretends to be, intensely normal. Living in a world where only monogamous and proper sex occurs, (no group, gay or illicit) where no-one ever does drugs or speaks out politically and everyone can afford expensive furniture.

John and Mary arrive home late from a group sex hot tub party to discover their daughter's boyfriend Rocko is over visiting. Rocko is stunned as his girlfriend's parents light up a joint and offer it to him. "Why so shocked Rocko?" says John inhaling, "we're not oprah normal you know. *koff!* *koff!*"

by wenched March 22, 2006

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normal

A lie. It is used in society to make an 'us against them' scenario and estranges social groups from one another.

Looking at its mathematical definition as: MOST COMMON IDENTICAL FACTOR.

We can now see how it is incorrect to use the term normal as people as THROUGHOUT TIME AND SPACE THERE HAVE NEVER BEEN TWO PEOPLE COMPLETELY THE SAME. therefore THERE IS NO NORMAL

and by proxy there is no abnormal either

Sam: What kind of normal person dies there hair blue

Joe: No one, because there is no such thing normal person. Were all different

by big black star February 28, 2010

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