Nig nog

What to say if you're reading a book in class and your teacher says to say something instead of the 'n' word.

Ex.
Teacher "Jimmy, it's your turn to read."
Jimmy "Get that filthy nig nog off my ranch."

by Nonfatpumpkin May 10, 2016

egg nogging

Adding semen to an alcholic beverage and then drinking the beverage. The semen creates an egg yolk like texture within the beverage.

“Man, i love egg nogging!”
“What’s that?”
“It’s when Karen takes my load, puts it in a whisky and slams it down. That is hawt af.”

by El Muy Cremoso January 24, 2018

Nogged Up

To be so full of creamy holiday eggnog cheer and goodness you'll do anything......anything.

Josiah stocked up on eggnog to get nogged up in the summer.

Johnmark nogged up the FDA to approve drinking eggnog year round.

I nogged up Michael to help with my taxes.

by Michael Jinglebells December 30, 2019

Egg nog

The reason Christmas is enjoyed (other than presents). The original recipe was Norfolk origin from the strong ale called nog.

egg nog is life

by LongJohnJohn October 16, 2020

Nog Tard

When a retard tries to give someone head.

Yeah, Jamall was such a nog tard last night.

Damn, girl, your a friggin' nog tard...

by My Alias Is Not My Real Name March 7, 2011

NOG OPS

A person or Pupil, who has glasses, a natural perm and is considered to have a low Rizz. Generally considered to be addicted to Minecraft and thinks he's topshit.

You are a NOG OPS, Noah!!

by adoxx February 12, 2023

Nogged

When an employee who calls in sick all he time fucks the whole program up by calling in sick.

“Connor isn’t coming in today?”
“Naw, we got nogged.”

by MarkPugner February 17, 2023